Monday, March 2, 2009

Teleprompter Anyone?

And then there was the right wing’s idol, and impersonator of "Poppin Fresh,"Rush Limbaugh who, during a long, self-laudatory speech before the recent meeting of CPAC demonstrated why he is so popular with the “ditto heads.”

First understand “ditto head.” The ditto symbol is short for repetition. Ditto heads, then and as is often demonstrated, are nothing short of a bunch of empty headed ijots who are bereft of abilities to generate an original thought of their own. Further, one only has to conjure up the image of a human body with, instead of the normal head, find a ditto mark. Notice what exists between the two marks that constitute the “ditto” yep, you’ve got it, empty space.

While addressing CPAC, the bloviating Vicar of Conservatism, in a sarcastic jab at the President, noted that he didn’t need/use a teleprompter during his exhaustive oration. This, of course, drew laughter and thunderous applause from his audience empty heads*.
Perhaps Mr. Limbaugh might want to start using a teleprompter if he is going to quote from this country’s founding documents.

Citing the Preamble to the Constitution in an attempt at convincing “his audience of conservatives and the conservative movement of its deference for multicultural equality, Poppin Fresh summoned up his best patriotic voice wherein he noted that the Preamble to the Constitution informs us that “all men are created equal, [loud applause] that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life [loud applause] liberty [more applause] freedom and the pursuit of Happiness [standing ovation]. “
(FYI) Mr. Limbaugh and your army of “space pilots,” please find immediately below the text of the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution—in its entirety.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

Further and FYI: The great bloviator’s quotation is to be found in paragraph two of the Declaration of Independence. Please note that the word "freedom" does not appear between "liberty" and the "pursuit of happiness."
One may appear to be ignorant and stupid; The he/she opens the mouth and proves it.

Ditto Heads? Get it???
Teleprompter anyone?
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*I use the terms ditto head(s), empty head(s) and space pilots, synonymously.